Toilet Paper Companies In Bidding War For Dolphins Butt Punt Receiver

2022-10-02 23:52:03 By : Ms. Mavis Tang

by Zach Dean September 26, 2022, 2:48 pmupdated September 26, 2022, 5:50 pm

Toilet paper company Charmin is shooting its shot with Miami Dolphins wide receiver Trent Sherfield – AKA, Mr. Butt Punt.

Hours after Sherfield became a national meme for the ‘Butt Punt,’ the toilet paper giant apparently slid into his DMs on Twitter for a little cheek-to-cheek conversation.

Those cheeks are going to need something soft. Check your DM’s. 👀 @Channel__10 #buttpunt https://t.co/Zv6qVfdxIE

Shooters shoot, baby! Or, as Charmin so delicately put it …

Genius. That, ladies and gentlemen, is Marketing 101.

For those who missed the butt shot heard round the world, here’s a quick recap:

Dolphins punter Thomas Morstead was backed up in his own end zone late in Sunday’s game against Buffalo, and the Bills brought the HEAT.

There wasn’t much room to work, Morstead rushed the kick, and booted it right into the back of Sherfield.

Luckily, the ball deflected out of the end zone for a safety, and Miami would end up holding on for the win. 

Sherfield, meanwhile, went home with a battle scar for the ages.

My cheeks have a big W tatted on them 😁

— Trent Sherfield (@Channel__10) September 25, 2022

Charmin wasn’t the only hygiene company to throw its hat in the ring for Sherfield’s services.

Predictably, Dude Wipes, which offers “flushable wipes for on-the-go and at home shituations,” offered to clean up any mess Charmin left behind.

We’ll cleanup what you leave behind…always up for the sloppy seconds @Channel__10 https://t.co/aH69Am2BpX

— DUDE Wipes (@DUDEwipes) September 26, 2022

So there you have it.

We have one toilet paper company sliding into an NFL player’s DMs for butt stuff, and another offering to clean up any sloppy seconds.

You never know where life might take you.

Sherfield, by the way, appears to be doing the smart thing and capitalizing on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Let’s all be a big happy family🥹 https://t.co/Q2pcEdu7q4

— Trent Sherfield (@Channel__10) September 26, 2022

You know what they say … when life hands you lemons, you turn a football-off-the-butt-cheeks into a million dollar payday.

I’m commercial ready whenever you guys are… https://t.co/Qf4kxJyXOI

— Trent Sherfield (@Channel__10) September 26, 2022

Zach grew up in Florida, lives in Florida, and will never leave Florida ... for obvious reasons. He's a reigning fantasy football league champion, knows everything there is to know about NASCAR, and once passed out (briefly!) during a lap around Daytona. He swears they were going 200 mph even though they clearly were not.

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