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There are plenty of reasons someone may lose sight of their overall hygiene. Maybe it's because of ailing health, or perhaps it's because the decade hasn't finished its job of completely tearing us down yet. Either way, there's no shame in admitting we've missed the mark on staying squeaky clean. So let us help you nurse your body back to smelling like a bouquet of daisies with this Milex Long Reach Comfort Wipe.
For that, uh, clean feeling you've been looking for between your cheeks, the Milex Long Reach Comfort Wipe makes a great go-to. Great for those of us who find conventional wiping too strenuous or can't do so due to a medical condition, this handy dandy tool gets your tush tidy and taken care of. Designed with an ergonomic and contoured shape and a soft rubber handle, the Milex is about 15 inches long, so it can get all the tough spots just fine while still being ultra comfortable to use.
Speaking of comfort, the cushioned flexible end grabs toilet paper, tissues, or pre-moistened wipes without hassle but doesn't cause any discomfort while doing the dirty work. This way, you never lose your paper where it doesn't belong. Then, use the convenient release button to send that sucker straight down the drain when you're done.
All you need to do is hit the flusher (we haven't yet created a tool to help with that function, so until robots finish the job of world domination, you're on your own.) You can then go on to doing the things you love faster because you're not spending time nursing your back to health from bending to cleaning your crack; it's virtually mess-free. But that doesn't mean you can skip washing your hands. We're watching you.
Get the Milex Long Reach Comfort Wipe for $29.99.
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Etsy sellers are going on strike to protest a 30% fee increase, algorithmic moderation and the growing presence of resellers pitching manufacturered and sweatshop-sourced junk (the platform was originally for crafted and vintage items, but is slowly turning into pastelibaba). We are striking to protest Etsy's treatment of sellers. We will put our shops on… READ THE REST
From picking out the right decor to making sure your home is spotless, hosting your friends and family over can get pretty stressful. But if you really want to make an impression on your party guests, the key is providing them with an experience they can remember — and that isn't going to happen with run-of-the-mill… READ THE REST
A beautiful light can really tie together a room or even a car for that matter. And while there are some really not-so-subtle ones that can drum up conversation, you're much better off having a more subdued-looking light that lets its color do the speaking. Unfortunately, there's no shortage of tacky and attention-grabbing pieces of furniture out there,… READ THE REST
Whether it's winter or summer, there is something so inviting about a fire. It's a great way to create intimate lighting, adds to the coziness of an atmosphere, and enhances the aesthetics of any situation. We haven't even gotten to the s'mores benefits of fires yet! But the reality is that fires can be frustrating… READ THE REST
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